drdavidbrinner:

A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love

the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy  goes for too long and you get TWO instead

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs, via wonkypenis)

lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

(via wonkypenis)

airoehead:

I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan

(via v-ogued)

v-ogued:

Do you ever have somewhere important to be but instead you just lay in bed like an over-sized baby because you’re too lazy to socialise?

(via v-ogued)

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

(Source: stability, via acomas)